Wednesday, August 03, 2005

The whispers become a deafening roar

Cindy Adams is still insisting that she has heard from very reliable sources—are there any other kind?—that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are absolutely getting a divorce, and have already signed and sealed the papers. Jessica is the one who (supposedly, rumoredly, apparently) initiated the proceedings, no doubt because she finally realized what she was missing out on—fame, fortune and lotsa boys!—being tied up with what's-his-name. I mean, please, we all know who the star is in this relationship: Joe Jessica Simpson, of course!
Looks Like The Lady Started The Divorce (NY Post)

Nick and Jessica Breakup Watch: 1
Celebrity Marriages Enduring Temptation: 0


Blogger shimmer said...

I really hope that's not true. It'd be nice to see a celebrity couple endure the rumors.

8/03/2005 4:37 PM  
Blogger Sweetiepie47 said...

Personally, I think their marriage was a publicity stunt and their divorce will be the same. It's so sad. Jessica actually had the talent to be the real deal, but sold out thanks to her father. Her parents are glorified pimps. If Jessica and Nick were on their own, they might have made it. Sadly, money is the key issue, not love, family, or commitment.

8/03/2005 8:51 PM  
Blogger SuzyKelly said...

I dont believe that they are divorcing. But I do believe that the Simpson camp (and I mean her pimp daddy Joe) loves the attention she is getting anyway--even if its untrue. In August's issue of Vogue magazine Jessica is quoted as saying that most of her income nowadays doesnt come from CD sales or touring...most of it comes from endorsements or fame..she said nothing pays more than fame. So Jessica lost a couple of pounds and toned up..she has this great high from it.. good for her.. Im just kinda sick of her saying that she grew up after playing Daisy Duke. I wish that her 15 minutes of fame was up already. Her dad is an over eager hick/dork...he talks about Jessica's breast cup size & about how she's been acting stupid since the age of 5.

8/03/2005 11:43 PM  
Blogger SuzyKelly said...,19736,1087163,00.html

copy & paste that link...this is just an example of what her dad says. Before this, he told another magazine that "those suckers are a double d and cant be hidden"....this is about her breasts. I would drop dead if my dad ever talked about my breasts..

8/03/2005 11:49 PM  
Blogger voguegrl said...

eeeew! Her dad is super gross. At first I thought they'd be together for ever, I mean I used to obsessively watch Newlyweds and they seemed to genuinely love each other. But, maybe now that Jess is skinny, super hot and is being constantly whored out by her pimp daddy, she thinks she needs to trade in her husband? Yikes. I love, love them together- I totally hope it's not true!

8/04/2005 9:54 AM  
Blogger Pink Princess said...

Yeah, her dad is super creepy. Back in the old forums, his nickname was CDS, or Creepy Dad Simpson.

8/04/2005 11:21 AM  
Blogger shimmer said...

I really don't get the whole OMG HER DAD TALKED ABOUT HER BREASTS HOW GROSS thing o.0 I guess because I'm more pragmatic about it. He wasn't being sexual, nor was he leering or being rude he was stating a fact. Her boobs are huge. He didn't say tits, funbags, or hooters. He just said, you can't hide them, they're double d's. Well. LOOK AT HER. No shit. I mean really.

8/04/2005 4:33 PM  
Blogger Sweetiepie47 said...

shimmer, just because something is obvious does not mean you have to talk about it. case in point: Jessica's Dad should not be commenting on her breasts, sex life, etc. and he does! If her boobs are that gargantuan, then we don't need his creepy highlight of that fact. And shame on editors for asking him such questions! The guy is creepy, tacky, and pimping his kids out to make a buck. EEEW!!!!!!!

8/04/2005 7:37 PM  
Blogger shimmer said...

I didn't say he was right in the way he behaves to his children. I simply said that it's not worth the OMG EWWWWWWWW reaction that people are giving. Looking at him and thinking "weirdo" is about as much as it is worth. That, of course, is only my opinion.

8/04/2005 10:29 PM  
Blogger *Yasmine* said...

If you ask me, I think it pretty disgusting to see her in her Daisy Dukes Video. This is coming from a Christian Girl. Wasn't her dad a Minister??? YEA OK!!!!!!!

You were a minister but you turned your daughter into a Hooch!!!

I still love Jessica. I just am saying how money can F**k you up.

8/05/2005 10:08 AM  
Blogger Prevaricator said...

The whole issue of Jessica Simpson is boring, boring, boring.

8/05/2005 10:45 AM  
Blogger SuzyKelly said...

I wish her 15 minutes of fame was up 13.5 minutes early. Her dumb blonde act is getting on my nerves. Isnt she a high school drop out? I would love to see a reality show based on Jessica Simpson getting her GED. What a real laugh that would be!

8/06/2005 9:57 PM  

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