Thursday, August 18, 2005

Paris does Disney

Page Six is claiming that Paris Hilton recently donned a fake wig and prosthetic nose to take her little brothers to Disneyland, so as to avoid screaming fans. Am I the only one who finds this implausible? First of all, everybody knows Paris Hilton doesn't have any fans! (Wait, unless you count the Japanese—was this Disneyland Tokyo?) Secondly, if Paris was really in "regular gal" disguise, then she wouldn't be able to walk to the head of any of the lines—and you know our darling diva wouldn't be having any of that.
Prosthetic Paris (NY Post)


Blogger Style Girl said...

Who else is tired of Paris? I was better off never, ever hearing her name 4 years ago, but now I hear/see it probably 5 times a day. I wonder when she is goign to retire?

8/18/2005 11:38 AM  
Blogger Jolie said...

Soon, dear God, for the benefit of humanity. We can only hope she'll soon flee to a Greek island and live out her days feasting on feta and sangria while admiring her own reflection in a mirror.

8/18/2005 12:05 PM  

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