Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Lessons Learned From MTV's The 10 Spot Last Night

1) Extensions are really gross. Still. Doesn't matter if you're that sweet new girl Barbie Casey or cool untouchables Kristen and Taylor. You get extensions, it will look like a mop attacked your head.
2) Even bad boys have hearts. Did you not feel the pathos in that scene when Jason rued the effects of his actions on poor Jessica? The conflicting emotions flickering across his face: desire; pain; fear; frustration? He's not just a pretty face with valiantly-grown facial hair. He is So Much More. (He's also, like, twenty-four, by the way. My ass that kid is still in high school—unless maybe he's in the seven-year program. Quite possible.)
3) Triplets are much cattier than twins, and also usually not as cute. Sad fact of life.

10 Comments:

Blogger Movie Girl said...

I cannot believe someone else watches that show! My friends make fun of me for watching constantly.

No way Jason is as young as they portray. (In fact, most of them look in their 20's!)

8/23/2005 6:49 PM  
Blogger *Yasmine* said...

LoL.....

I know Laguna Beach and Sweet 16 are guilty pleasures. Movie girl you are not alone Everyone watches....My parents even watch here and there and I am 24 how about that....

8/23/2005 8:52 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Emotion on Jason's face? Sorry didn't see it. But I did manage to see the emotion on Jessica's face the last 3 episodes!

I'm watching Survivor repeats as I type this. Is it bad that I'm extremely sexually attracted to Jerri AND Kristen from Laguna Beach? Bitches are HOT. Are you one? :P

8/23/2005 10:52 PM  
Blogger StickThenMove said...

Jason has to have been left back more than once to be a high school senior. He looks rown as hell compared to the other guys.

8/24/2005 2:36 AM  
Blogger lizzieb75 said...

I think I've found my home- others who have the guilty pleasure of watching laguna beach! I would never tell me girlfriends that I watch that show. I had to miss Monday night's episode but from the previews I just want to say- Jessica dump Jason! I agree that no one on that show looks like they're in high school. My boyfriend thinks that a lot of stuff that happens on the show is made up. I heard that Talan dated Lindsey Lohan and that Kristin's college boyfriend Matt was actually Matt Leinart, the Heisman-trophy winning cutie QB from USC. Does anyone know if these rumors are true???

8/24/2005 3:57 PM  
Blogger Jolie said...

Yes and yes, to both rumors. I have no idea if Lindsay and Talan actually "dated", but they went out on the town together in LA, for at least one night. (There are paparazzi photos of them together in a car looking all cutesy.) And, if US Weekly is to be believed, then Matt really is Matt Leinart (who I seem to remember has some Jessica Simpson/Cacee Cobb connection...).

8/24/2005 4:34 PM  
Blogger Marigot said...

Laguna Beach is the most contrived "reality" series out there, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying it. I think Jessica and LC/Lauren should both read "He's just not that into you" and form a bookclub.

8/24/2005 8:44 PM  
Blogger SuzyKelly said...

If I was dating Jessica from the show Laguna Beach, I would definitely dump her too! What is taking them soooooo long to break up? Jessica is really behaving badly and annoying Jason, as well as me. There is nothing worse than seeing a girl fall totally dependent and ugly because of a guy. Her friends Kristin and Taylor feed her read into things about their relationship and feed her with thoughts to fuel this behavior. I hope they break up soon. She needs to grow up. Anyway, I like this show too, but my husband thinks that this show is definitely all played out for the cameras...and I kinda agree.

8/26/2005 12:18 AM  
Blogger SuzyKelly said...

By the way, those triplets were totally hilarious! They are cute, but how in the world are their egos soo huge? They are just average girls.

8/26/2005 12:20 AM  
Blogger stini said...

on a business trip i met someone who works for mtv on laguna(following the cast around) this person gave me some interesting gossip...

and since you all seem as obsessed with the show as me, i feel obligated to share my info....

yes, talan dated lindsey lohan- he also dropped out of high school and moved to west hollywood to pursue an acting career.

Jason is wasted in every episode-he was forced to attend AA meetings and could not vacation inCabo with the cast as a result

Steven and LC never hook up- though she's not as miserable as she seems on the show. she loves him-he wants no part of it. (duh on that one)

All fact...Kristin is nice,
Lo is cuter off camera(love her),steven looks really young,
jessica is not as pathetic as she seems,& to my surprise, talon is a player.

They all drink, smoke, party, etc... but it's edited out.

you will not see any of this on the show, but its all true. enjoy!!

ps who cares about the triplets...that one girl sophie- omg- come on, really, is she serious???

8/31/2005 5:03 PM  

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