People magazine loves me!
So much so that they've stuffed my article (that's right, kids! People!) way back on page 107 of the latest issue. (This would be the "Jude Law Can't Keep It In His Pants" issue. Stupid pretty boy.) Um, so, the back of the magazine is where the cool kids go, right? For the really important stories, like bloggers who sort of got fired but not really? Yeah, that's what I thought, too.