Jessica Simpson is completely
The latest issue of In Touch features Jessica Simpson on the cover, promising to get to the bottom of the plastic surgery rumors that have been surrounding her for quite a while. The accompaning article is actually pretty good, featuring tons of those grainy, super-close, side-by-side shots that you can't help but love. But every single photo—some of which, pretty conclusively in my mind, show that she is absolutely made of wax—features a little blurb of text underneath quoting some plastic surgeon who says, essentially, "Well, she may have, or she may not have. You know, maybe. Then again, maybe not." What I find strange is that not once in the entire piece is there a mention of the fact that, right around the release of her album Irresistible—which is precisely when Jessica went from okay to hot—Jessica's formerly squinty eyes suddenly grew round as saucers. Unless she is surprised all the time, I think there's a little more to these rumors than meets the (lifted) eye.
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