Thursday, July 28, 2005

Jessica Simpson is completely plastic fabulous!

The latest issue of In Touch features Jessica Simpson on the cover, promising to get to the bottom of the plastic surgery rumors that have been surrounding her for quite a while. The accompaning article is actually pretty good, featuring tons of those grainy, super-close, side-by-side shots that you can't help but love. But every single photo—some of which, pretty conclusively in my mind, show that she is absolutely made of wax—features a little blurb of text underneath quoting some plastic surgeon who says, essentially, "Well, she may have, or she may not have. You know, maybe. Then again, maybe not." What I find strange is that not once in the entire piece is there a mention of the fact that, right around the release of her album Irresistible—which is precisely when Jessica went from okay to hot—Jessica's formerly squinty eyes suddenly grew round as saucers. Unless she is surprised all the time, I think there's a little more to these rumors than meets the (lifted) eye.

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Picture courtesy of Good Plastic Surgery

4 Comments:

Blogger shimmer said...

ah yes, the good ol' bleph'. :) she's still hot. :) Just .... accentuated :)

7/28/2005 4:58 PM  
Blogger Claire Pains said...

Plus ALOT of Btox. Her face doesn't move anymore so she resorts to swiveling her head even more

7/29/2005 10:05 AM  
Blogger Kacee said...

oh my gaw, yes! :) Every old picture I see of her I think something looks different, i think you're right. or maybe it's just coke eyes.

8/08/2005 11:06 PM  
Blogger mook287 said...

Jessica Simpson did not have plastic surgery. If you look at a picture of someone when they were in that gawky looking teen-age puberty stage in life the look differend than they do when there 25 and have makeup one. It's rediculous. Just because she looks more grown up and made up, doesn't mean that she had pastic surger.

8/12/2005 3:09 PM  

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