Thursday, July 14, 2005

How to be Fabulous

Wondering how to break into fashion or media and live a life of glamour? Easy as pie!

1) Be insanely connected, discreetly wealthy, or pretty-in-a-Ralph Lauren-kind-of-way—and always super slim. If possible, live in East Hampton or date Jerry Seinfeld.
2) Use your connections, money or looks to get an internship fetching coffee for a "name."
3) Work your skinny little ass off for five years. Annihilate any bitches who stand in your way.
4) Give earnest and faintly amusing quotes to media gossip sheet.

Congrats—you're officially fabulous!
What Was Your First Internship? (The Daily)
Internships, Part 2 (The Daily)

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